CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[mtnlane]

Place all worthy posts here.

[monman12]

"Aussies get accused of being racist all the time, whenever we disagree with something the race cars is always pulled out"






"It will take you to the edge of your seat, and beyond."






"An escaped elephant led its handlers on a wild goose chase"

from elsewhere.
funny, though

"There have been members personal details brandied about"







"It's a redonculous subject anyway"






One form True Blood and the other from Once Were Worriers. "






"Being the owner of my own Ultralight, I'm able to go for a spin when ever......"






"The wreckage was found in bushland approximately 100km south of Normanton shortly after today, police said."

[monman12]

Seller has been trying to resolve the issue but it seems her hands are tight?

[monman12]

"Has anyone had an underbehch microwave?"

[mtnlane]

i-like some on both sides,
but will not join into the long running dramas.

[the_hawk*]

I have one here already LOL, mons thread is made up entirely of my post LOL.
Then ele told me off when I put one in LOL

[lionrose.7]

Hawk you are a DH LOL

[mtnlane]

i-like some on both sides,
but will not join into the long running dramas.

Dont get your legs tangled up in string
on your way out!

[monman12]

"Aussies get accused of being racist all the time, whenever we disagree with something the race cars is always pulled out"






"It will take you to the edge of your seat, and beyond."






"An escaped elephant led its handlers on a wild goose chase"

from elsewhere.
funny, though

"There have been members personal details brandied about"







"It's a redonculous subject anyway"






One form True Blood and the other from Once Were Worriers. "






"Being the owner of my own Ultralight, I'm able to go for a spin when ever......"






"Has anyone had an underbehch microwave?"

[monman12]

"I live on the fridge of rural / suburbia and our rates are so much higher because we are expected to subsidize those on rural properties."