on โ27-04-2012 12:13 PM
on โ26-12-2017 08:48 PM
on โ07-02-2018 03:59 PM
on โ16-02-2018 05:06 PM
My **bleep** was in the Guiness Book of Records.
But then the librarian told me to take it out.
on โ14-03-2018 05:32 PM
I asked my friend in North Korea how he was going.
He said he couldn't complain.
on โ21-03-2018 02:49 PM
There was a tap on my door this morning.
My plumber has a strange sense of humour.
on โ22-03-2018 12:19 PM
I visited my nanny's grave this morning and four blokes carrying a coffin walked past. An hour later they walked past again.
I thought, they've lost the plot.
on โ14-04-2018 02:33 PM
on โ23-04-2018 10:50 PM
This fellow walked up to the mourning widow and asked if he could say a word.
He then went up to the microphone and said, "plethora"
She said, "Thank you, that means a lot."
on โ05-07-2018 05:14 AM
So the missus puts down the iron and says, "you weren't listening to a word I was saying".
I'm thinking, that's a strange way to start a conversation.
on โ11-07-2018 07:12 PM
Some people say I'm too vague. But you know how the saying goes...