Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[mytreechange]

How do you measure a reindeer's blood pressure without getting kicked?

[twyngwyn]

Is his ear lubricated?

[mytreechange]

Can blood pressure be checked by poking something into a reindeer's ear, or is that only their temperature?

[twyngwyn]

Can poking 'stuffing' in their ear make them more edible? 😯

[countessalmirena]

Is Rudolf fearful of being roasted with a lemon and sprigs of rosemary in his nether regions, and if so, who is the attempted murderer?

[mytreechange]

Does earwax make stuffing more tasty?

[countessalmirena]

Is the moon over the North Pole waxy?

[twyngwyn]

Could candles be the way to go?

[mytreechange]

In the land of the midnight sun, does the moon rise while the sun still shines?

[twyngwyn]

Why is the BOM always wrong?