Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[mytreechange]

Why would they have wings when they use their methane fuelled exhausts to propel themselves through the air?

[countessalmirena]

Is it true that the reindeer are being used in a propulsion experiment named Flight of Aerial Reindeer Trials?

[twyngwyn]

Are the F.A.R.T.S. in question helping to destroy the ozone layer ( their own workplace)?

[countessalmirena]

Is that why Santa says Ho Ho Ho (Hello Ozone)?

[twyngwyn]

Does Santa defy science with his Hasty Orbit?

[countessalmirena]

Doesn’t this beg the question of incremental time travel between each stop, or are chimneys somehow involved tempus fugit being replaced by Santa fugit instead?

[mytreechange]

Has time travel been available all this time, by just going down or up chimneys and, if so, why haven't chimney sweeps discovered it, or have they, and kept it a closely-guarded secret for hundreds of years?

[twyngwyn]

Do you think that Caractacus Potts might  personally know Santa?

[countessalmirena]

Wouldn’t his name be on the list of people who are nice enough to receive gumdrops in their Christmas stockings?

[mytreechange]

Is it difficult for Santa to fill an Aussie's Christmas thongs, as we don't generally wear stockings in summer?