add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

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you know how to

[illicit69]

shake that body and...

[izadoravintage]

shake that body and...

poledance till you cannot

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dress to suit the

[icyfroth]

latest craze for baggy

[icyfroth]

harem pants with elasticised

[illicit69]

bottoms and no crotch

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to air the bits

[icyfroth]

of tinsel hanging off

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the baubles that hang