add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[*kay*jay*gee*]

blew away all the

[nicnacs_4u]

dust from behind the

[*kay*jay*gee*]

notice board, revealing a

[twyngwyn]

cryptic message which looked

[*kay*jay*gee*]

to be written in

[twyngwyn]

ancient Hebrew, alerting Jews

[thecount.123]

harps, not to be

[illicit69]

played on Yom Kippur

[thecount.123]

without first of all

[illicit69]

tuning the damn things