add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[twyngwyn]

stick to black and

[icyfroth]

blue eye shadow on

[twyngwyn]

the catwalk models who

[icyfroth]

fell all over the

[twyngwyn]

smarmy lotharios in the

[illicit69]

change room, and were

[twyngwyn]

giddy from drinking champagne

[icyfroth]

sacked on the spot

[twyngwyn]

and told to sober up

[icyfroth]

giddy from drinking champagne

from the slippers of