add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

:^O

stitched on bobble eyes

[twyngwyn]

a shreaking voice, and

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

a perverse attachment to

[thecount.123]

someone's hairy hand up

[twyngwyn]

where the sun don't

[thecount.123]

shine due to the

[twyngwyn]

moonlight sonata being played

[thecount.123]

on the harp by

[icyfroth]

by Andre Rieu and

[twyngwyn]

The Muppet Swingers, who