add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[thecount.123]

with wayward wanton women

[twyngwyn]

namely, Miss Piggy, who

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

who was infamous for

[twyngwyn]

continually assaulting the green

[thecount.123]

frog, better known as 

[twyngwyn]

Kermit the Hoochy Koochy

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

amusing Statler and Waldorf

[twyngwyn]

from their balcony where

[izadoravintage]

enormous triffids lived, eating

[twyngwyn]

the tinea from between 😞