add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[illicit69]

Sir, that's why I

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

married my sister Crystal-Beth

[twyngwyn]

:^O from upstate Virginia, where

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

my trailer just became

[twyngwyn]

tornado trash, and my

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

home brew distillery survived

[twyngwyn]

along with Dolly Parton

[icyfroth]

and her shrill rendition

[twyngwyn]

of 'Backwoods Barbie', proving

[thecount.123]

that huge lungs don't