add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[midnightred2009]

as skined knees prevailed

[twyngwyn]

while screaming "bl**dy h*ll"

[icyfroth]

which is slang for

[twyngwyn]

well, where are you?

[midnightred2009]

while not helping tourism

[icyfroth]

it showcases the need

[twyngwyn]

to permanently gag the

[midnightred2009]

media and prevent them

[twyngwyn]

reporting anything that may

[icyfroth]

overly excite members of