Oh, my ribs...

[performance_parts_clearance_centre]

 Just received a promotional e-mail from eBay - laughed so hard my sides are sore!

If you believe that, eBay has a special this week on beach-front properties in Alice Springs...

Given the sort of things which they let buyers get away with, it begs the question: what's their definition of "unfair"?

[enigmabear]

They have stuffed up again !

It is almost Christmas, not April Fool's day

Silly buggers 

[melbourneclearance]

"You're Protected"

Good thing ebay is not manufacturing condoms.

[enigmabear]

Ha ha ha ha ha. Populaion explosion right there

[ambercat16]

At least they got the apostrophe in the right place😉 

[gec2002]

I know where I would suggest they insert their apostrophe, but at least it's grammatically correct.

[collect247]

Hey eBay why didn't you have my back way back when you let you precious **bleep**en buyers **bleep** me over hey?

Protected my ass hole you bunch of lying dickheads.

As you can see this post has been aimed at eBay and not the OP lol

[davewil1964]

Their app is useless, too.

So that's 2 out of 4, and the others are automated.