PJ was mocking eBay, not you. I can understand you feeling vulnerable and scared about your upcoming surgery. My husband recently underwent major life changing, life threatening surgery that has meant a lot of permanent, every day lifestyle changes and the only thing that has got us through is humour. It's OK to laugh when you're going through an ordeal. If you lose your sense of humour because you're sick, you lose everything. It has helped us get through some very dark days.
Good luck with your surgery. It will all go well. They try not to let people die these days, there is far too much paperwork to fill out, so it's best avoided at all costs. Stay positive, keep your sense of humour and trust the staff that do this every day. They know what they're doing. I totally understand your fears are real, I was terrified when Mr Tippy had his surgery, it is OK to be scared. Just try not to let the fear consume you.
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