9 years a regular seller and they say what??
Conditions of Sale:
1. As much as I would love to be able to personally hand deliver your item - I do not work for Australia Post. I cannot be held responsible if they fail to deliver your item for whatever reason. Any concerns I am happy to do registered post as an extra cost to the buyer.
2. Due to the number of non paying bidders with under 10 feedbacks, please contact me before bidding if you are in this category. Otherwise your bid will be cancelled. Accept my apologies in advance. 3. If no contact or payment is made within 5 WORKING DAYS then an unpaid item report will be lodged and item relisted. 4. Occasionally I come across what I consider an unreasonable buyer. These buyers are blocked. SO if you are blocked from bidding do not contact me and whinge about it. There is a good reason I have done it. Ebay have taken away nearly all of the seller's right but we still retain this small one.
4. I describe items as accurately as possible but sometimes I may miss something so please b4 leaving feedback send me an email. I am sure a solution can be found.
5. Enjoy the Ebay experience. My aim is to make every transaction as positive as possible for both parties.
I recall reading through the TOS of a seller who had clearly been antagonised one too many times, they were a bit more entertaining (read: tongue in cheek) about it though.
It was a few years ago now, so my memory isn't too crash hot, but there was a long list of reasons a buyer will be blocked (including - ask a stupid question, you'll be blocked etc).
But my favourite bit was about postage. 
There was one bit that was along the lines of if I charge $10 for postage, then postage is $10. If I discover you live next door to me, I will bundle your purchase and toss it over the fence, and you will consider it delivered and be grateful for it.
His FB left for buyers was similarly awesome. I do remember this one word for word:
This buyer bought my item.
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