I've had some funny feedback over the last few years. One young bloke instead of asking me a question via a message, left me a question in my feedback:
"thank you its fat and thank for the athere one so what other datsuns can u get"
TRANSLATION: Thank you, that's awesome and thanks for the bonus one. What other Datsuns do you have?
Then there was this bloke Wayne with whom I had a great conversation with via eBay messages back and forth after his purchase who left me this feedback:
"hi samantha,items recieved today,thankyou for the unexpected bonus,bye wayne"
Thanks Wayne. My name was at the bottom of each of our messages but the problem is that not only is my name NOT Samantha but I'm a bloke. 
Come on you guys you must have gotten some weird ones over the years?
I had a buyer that had these as their first 5 lots of feedback before leaving mine,(they are now NARU'd).
xsvbvk,yyuip[0,sdgrti,gfhtyi,,lnjuyg7 and then gave me this one,/;,muiby
The rest of their feedback is similar with "normal" feedback left at other times,
@go-tazz wrote:I had a buyer that had these as their first 5 lots of feedback before leaving mine,(they are now NARU'd).
xsvbvk,yyuip[0,sdgrti,gfhtyi,,lnjuyg7 and then gave me this one,/;,muiby
The rest of their feedback is similar with "normal" feedback left at other times,
I just received Hgfhjb.
Ahhh, the good ol' keyboard mash Just a little more effort than the cursory single dot, at least (I have enough of those to make a couple of ellipses, now :D).
If I've received any really interesting or weird FB, I've missed it, but a couple of years ago I got a "funky and delicious" comment from the buyer about their shopping experience. o.O
