What's the most memorable feedback you've ever gotten?

[nonny_muss]

A variation on the feedback threads . . . there have been many threads discussing the pros and cons of the current feedback system, but I would like to hear about memorable feedback. So I'm throwing it out there: what's the weirdest, funniest or most memorable feedback you've ever gotten? Good, bad or just plain strange? This includes whether for buyers or sellers, or even other people's feedback you've come across.
Remember, keep to the ebay rules and no posting of others' IDs, just the feedback will suffice with any relevant background....

Let the fun begin!

[baldursgate**forgottenrealms**]

I saw this one a few years back. "This parcel would have survived a direct hit from an atom bomb. Good seller"

[nonny_muss]

:^O

I saw this one given to a buyer:   "The force is strong with this one!" 

[kopenhagen5]

In early years I got - Warp speed payment received.

[patchoo78]

I got a couple of good ones:

The best buyer on ebay, the best one!!

Not even The Flash is this fast!

[colic2bullsgirlore]

search  hollywoodbigshot feedback left for others... a past master of the art!!

Winning this item was nearly as good as winning the lottery, almost.

The description was so accurate that I had a dream about them. Excellent deal!

This transaction was like tying shoe laces, very simple but also so important!

I thought my life was over until I bought this item. Fantastically happy.

Excellent. The best tumblers I've ever bought. So happy, thanks, can't sleep!!!

As described and posted to me quicker than a bill from the tax office. Thanks!

Possibly one of the best non-alien life forms I have dealt with this decade. 🙂

This Ebayer is no nightmare; they are a total dream to have dealt with. 46/10!

A man who knows a good thing when he rides it. Well done, top buyer.

(Yamaha Trike of Death. Quad bike with a limp)

A really decent bloke to deal with, straight shooting Aussie worth 1000 beers!

This person commands great respect. He shares his DNA with the Trike of Death!

..but I see lately even the NPB have got to him

[colic2bullsgirlore]

( Fisher Price swing, great for making kids sick.)

Great eBayer 5stars *****

Reply  This is a person you could trust with your life, and your old swing. A pleasure.

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(Yamaha Trike of Death T shirt, trike rider uniform)

what can i say, the best ebay deal of my life. wemen want me & men wanna be me

[boomct]

Awesome finds!!  

Here are a few from a US member with a hilarious track record: 

• The box you sent was stamped 'BELONGS TO PANDORA'—I'm afraid to open it.

• Quote:Ventriloquist dummyWON'T SHUT UP & has KILLED all my other ventriloquist dummies

• GREAT timing—she was just waking up from the chloroform when i opened the box.

• A+SELLER—if I could grind him to a fine powder—I'd snort him—yep he's THAT good!

Why can't I be this imaginative?!

[viewmont1071]

How did they do this???

˙ɥʇıʍ ssǝuısnq op oʇ ǝɹnsɐǝןd ɐ ˙uoıʇɐɔıunɯɯoɔ ʇɐǝɹb ˙ɹǝʎɐqǝ ɯnʞuıp ɹıɐɟ

😐

[shipahoys_antique_and_collectable_centre]

My best was a negative, something like XXX had cat poo all over it. And just for the record, I don't have a cat:^O