********** Woman1: "Do you ever talk to your man during sex?" Woman2:
"Only if he phones me." ********** What's the difference between a smart
man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything.
********** My husband added some spice...
This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was
outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While
she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral,
the ladies came up and talked to the...
A man is complaining to a friend: “I had it all, money, a beautiful
house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman.
Then it was all gone!”“What happened?” asks the friend.“My wife found
out!” replied the man.
Hymie goes to the doctor. After he leaves the surgery the doctor calls
in his wife, Becky."Hymie has phenomenally high blood pressure" he
explains. "If he carries on like this, he'll be dead in a month. But you
can prevent it. Prepare him a fresh hea...
