Fuddy duddies my eye and Mary Martin you norti little girl :^O You watch
your step or we will..... um... er....... has anyone any ideas? Yep...
whack her with me ear trumpet. These young things of today....... Hello
everyone, haven't been on for a wh...
oh yes I remember those kewpie dolls... you used to get them at the
Royal Show and they had frilly dresses with a stick up their back. The
dresses were sort of caught up at the back so their bare bottoms showed
and I always thought they were very rud...
Other websites credit Ray Stevens as the writer. The story started in a
newspaper article written some 150 years before hand. Goodness ca04 what
a complicated song, a bit hard for my poor brain to follow.