Why has ebay suddenly started saying 'G'day Imastawka!'
I noticed it earlier today.
I thought we were friends, on a first name basis
And now the constabulary is on the hunt
for those two thieves taking a punt
It won't be long before they're caught
And all of it will be for nought
Spoiler
The actual thieves - 
on CCTV
on CCTVFrom there to here, from here to there
Didn't they see cameras everywhere?
Indeed and heavy bracelets they will be wearing
In a dark dungeon their eyes will be tearing
Knowing they stole a friend of Sam
For them, no more green eggs n ham
