I need help, can you help me?

I saw something on eBay that I would like to buy.


Title:  just a cabinet


Problem is I'm a bit strapped for cash at the moment.  Can you help me?  I have a few dollars and only need the other $14,999,987.65


What will you get for you help?  You will get a picture of me with the cabinet!


Be quick though, listing ends shortly after 1pm tomorrow.


Thanks in advance, LOTB

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lyndal1838
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You are lucky leader....your very own Button Pusher.:^O.Don't worry, we all get them at times.:-(

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🙂

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I reckon I am too big to fit inside so I would probably would just stand beside it.


 


Bit of a moot point as the listing has finished now . . . . . and . . . . . I copped a violation for "posting solicitation" for this thread.  Guess the sender of the violation email just didn't "get" my posts (I may be in violation even now).


 


As if I would seriously seek to get posters to give me $15 million to buy a cabinet.  If I cop another violation I may well be having a rest from the boards as I have had a spate of them lately for some reason.  Maybe I have annoyed someone and they are reporting my threads ?:|  Wouldn't be the first time!

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sparkes9669
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:|and there is the reason why you should always preview your posts 😛

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:|and there is the reason why you should always preview your posts 😛



 


Not just preview though.  I have taken to copying the text of my posts BEFORE previewing as I have lost too many posts when previewing even.  At least I can paste the post back in and try previewing again.

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So you dont need the $14,999,987.65.... I was Just getting ready to break into selling on ebay to raise it for ya.



 


no, I don't want any money any more as the moment has passed.  Apart from that, I don't want anyone to think I am seriously soliciting! 😉


 


That sounds so cheap, doesn't it?

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sparkes9669
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prehaps we should call you roxanne.....

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Darn it, too late. I was going to add my 10c worth :^O

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As if I would seriously seek to get posters to give me $15 million to buy a cabinet.  If I cop another violation I may well be having a rest from the boards as I have had a spate of them lately for some reason.  Maybe I have annoyed someone and they are reporting my threads ?:|  Wouldn't be the first time!



 


 So you dont need the $14,999,987.65.... I was Just getting ready to break into selling on ebay to raise it for ya.


 


the biggest surprise is how foxette is attracted to delusional men.....:-x



 


 


Hey,I thought he was cute in the link DG provided :-p:^O

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Yo foxy - do you never sleep :^O:-x

don't take life too seriously.......it's not permanent
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