@redders_60 wrote:
Upon Michelle's earlier financial advice . I still have 2 cat cages & a rat one in my chook shed - when will I be able to cash them in? & are old but humane possum traps a viable investment?
Google says-
I thought we shipped all our hobnail booted Possums to New Zealand?
Can I suggest you take the opportunity to use this declaration of war to test your Zombie Defense Systems and weapons.
It is an ideal time to test your Infra Red and Movement Detectors and lazy She Dog to alert you when the little cable eaters head out on their foraging expeditions.
A few rounds of the shotgun will eliminate some and give you a good indication of the capabilities of said shotgun. A strategically placed chainsaw operator will take care of a few more as they scarper to their bolt hole.
Those that evade death by shotgun/chainsaw and manage to retreat to the safety of the unpeopled attic would provide for testing the Flame Thrower. I take it that your insulation is of the fireproof variety. A fire extinguisher will take care of any spot fires in the rafters.
Allowing the kids to take out any leftover stunned freeloaders with your Boning Knife will improve their close combat skills.
Seize the opportunity to eliminate an annoying problem and hone your Zombie Skills at the same time.
