SCAM SELLER - <Removed>

[tissophil]

I brought and then cancelled my order with this scam seller. I never got a refund and he tricked eBay into resolving the case in his favour. I paid $85.00 USD and he has promised to refund and still no refund or even NO PRODUCT SENT. BEWARE THIS SELLER. NEGATIVE FEEDBACK 100/100

[padi*0409]

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@countessalmirena wrote:

I'm sorry to see that; I'm the sort ot pour oil over troubled situations, which I suppose could up either making people smell deliciously as though they've just had a fragrant massage, or as though they're about to be stir-fried.

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Sometimes long-term members would like to do that, in the nicest way possible of course, but otherwise some of us just resort to trebs of guano............................molten of course.............  

                                           Ooops, not a trebuchet, but close..................... 

[countessalmirena]

Tank you.

Guano - ah, used by Heston Blumenthal in one of his celebrated dishes...

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Not really.

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Well, not that I know.

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But who knows? Heston Blumenthal, after all... snail pudding and testicles disguised as apples... Anything's possible.

[imastawka]

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Don't forget, Heston has given a restaurant full of his customers food poisoning, more than once.  

[countessalmirena]

Pomegranate mousse?

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Crfeative Gourmet...

[padi*0409]

Can't possibly be as terrifying as a piece of Fugu between your chopsticks.

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Yes, I did eat it in Japan, and I'm still here.............................

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Didn't taste like chicken, more like crocodile.

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Without the teeth and stuff.

[countessalmirena]

You're braver than I am!

Weren't there pipe-smoking fugu posted on the boards a day or so ago...?

[padi*0409]

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@countessalmirena wrote:

You're braver than I am!

Weren't there pipe-smoking fugu posted on the boards a day or so ago...?

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Well Countessa, I was staying with an Aussie mate of mine over there who had a Japanese girlfiend and we all ate a 9 or 10 course meal in a small Ryocan well outside Tokyo, and one of the dishes was Fugu - I thought nothing of it 'cos it was a fishing village and I was aware there were quite a few people still living there.

"Weren't there pipe-smoking fugu posted on the boards a day or so ago?"

Is that what tunnel dwellers do?

[countessalmirena]

Do pufferfish dwell in tunnels?????

[padi*0409]

Nah, some frequent rocks and some frequent a location beneath bridges. 

[davidc4430]

gotta love a winger who makes a complaint here where no one from ebay will see it, then never comes back