Woolies are not helping!

[imastawka]

Look what they've got on sale for Mother's Day!!

   The dreaded rainbow roses!

[lyndal1838]

*sigh*  Tippy, Tippy, Tippy everyone knows that when you want babies you need to grow a cabbage patch.

Baby trees are just another one of those fakes that are sold on ebay.

[*tippy*toes*]

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@lyndal1838 wrote:

*sigh*  Tippy, Tippy, Tippy everyone knows that when you want babies you need to grow a cabbage patch.

Baby trees are just another one of those fakes that are sold on ebay.

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Ahhh geez, I wish I knew that before. It's no wonder they didn't grow :(. My neighbour is wondering where their baby has gone. Shhh, don't tell them! It's our wittle secwet.

[lyndal1838]

I'll send you a cake with a file in it when I hear you are in jail.

[*tippy*toes*]

Caramel mudcake please. Or a cookies and cream cheesecake. I was going to say chocolate cake, but without blowing my own trumpet, I haven't tasted a chocolate cake as good as the one I make (it has nearly a kilo of chocolate in it, plus cocoa). The first time I made it I botched the recipe up. I misread it. When I made it to the recipe the next time, it wasn't nearly as good, so I went back to the botched version.

If you can't come up with either of the above, anything with sprinkles 😄

[padi*0409]

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@lyndal1838 wrote:

I'll send you a cake with a file in it when I hear you are in jail.

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Make it a large cake lyndal 'cos I might be in the cell as well.

Oh, and can you make it a very large cake so that it'll conceal an 18 volt angle grinder in it ?   (files make the RSI in my wrists play up no end)

                                  

[*tippy*toes*]

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@padi*0409 wrote:

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@lyndal1838 wrote:

I'll send you a cake with a file in it when I hear you are in jail.

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Make it a large cake lyndal 'cos I might be in the cell as well.

Oh, and can you make it a very large cake so that it'll conceal an 18 volt angle grinder in it ?   (files make the RSI in my wrists play up no end)

                                  

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Have you been planting neighbourhood babies too?

[imastawka]

Were you trying to grow these Tippy?

 

I make square eggs for Christmas every year.

                                                 

[padi*0409]

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@*tippy*toes* wrote:

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Have you been planting neighbourhood babies too?

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My little lips is sealed Tipps............................

OH.    "Edit"      G'day Stalks.............................

[imastawka]

G'day Padi

My guess is you're planting them in the traditional way?

[padi*0409]

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@imastawka wrote:

G'day Padi

My guess is you're planting them in the traditional way?

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Stalks, if my neighbours have one more go at me for listening to the ABC in the man-cave they are going to get well and truly planted, the big blardy babies..........