ebay why don't you have any decorum? Received email...

[puppylove1958]

You've turned out pretty great M, time to thank your mum!

Well ebay I lost my dear Mum in 1989!!! I would love nothing moe than to be able to speak to her...

Why not just send an email saying quite genericly... our Mother's Day sale is on etc....

not impressed...

[padi*0409]

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@imastawka wrote:

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Don't sulk.    I crossed it out.     Go hug a giraffe sheep.

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Spitty's got her beady eye on you now Stawks..........................

Here she is in case you don't remember her, or get a green deluge...................instead of me...............

                                                                                           

Spoiler

I left it full size in case you didn't have yer monicle on...................

[*tippy*toes*]

Mmmmmm, high speed green expectorant. YUM!

[padi*0409]

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@*tippy*toes* wrote:

Mmmmmm, high speed green expectorant. YUM!

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Sorta like Dodge-Ball with aroma.....................what an aroma though.

[imastawka]

Sceptical paccy is sceptical

[countessalmirena]

There once was a sneering alpaca

Whose humour could not get much blacker

He spat out green sputum

When things didn't suit him

In wads of moist grass and chewed 'bacca.

[lyndal1838]

A bit of poetic licence there Countess......Padi's Paccie is a girl.

[countessalmirena]

Oops. Gender confusion... Pretend I said "her" and "she" and so on...

Oh, darn - it wrecks my sputum rhyme.

[*tippy*toes*]

I prefer not to use the term "sputum". Flying snot rocket is more apt.

[padi*0409]

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@imastawka wrote:

Sceptical paccy is sceptical

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Stalks, when she grunts at ya and turns her ears foreward ......................run................and run faster than you ever have before.

[*tippy*toes*]

So she's a spitty grunter then?

How could you be mad at that face.

Spoiler

She needs a hat.

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Caaaaarl!