ebay why don't you have any decorum? Received email...

[puppylove1958]

You've turned out pretty great M, time to thank your mum!

Well ebay I lost my dear Mum in 1989!!! I would love nothing moe than to be able to speak to her...

Why not just send an email saying quite genericly... our Mother's Day sale is on etc....

not impressed...

[lyndal1838]

Why are the animals with pretty faces always known as spitters.

I love paccies, camels and giraffes.

[imastawka]

I hear tell you're supposed to appear non-threatening and not look at them.

[padi*0409]

 Tippy, she's the oldest of the girls - probably around 25 or so years old -  she's allowed to grunt and spit, just like yer granny.

And we all used to love our grandies.................well I did anyway.

[*tippy*toes*]

She's 25yo? How long to giraffe sheep live for?

[padi*0409]

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@imastawka wrote:

I hear tell you're supposed to appear non-threatening and not look at them.

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But she looks at me with those big googley eyes..........and I kinda melt.

Spoiler

Underneath green expectorant.

[padi*0409]

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@*tippy*toes* wrote:

She's 25yo? How long to giraffe sheep live for?

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Dunno tippy, but she's probably got another few years even though she's a bit wobbly on her pins.

[padi*0409]

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@countessalmirena wrote:

You'll get my chocolate over my cold dead body, and even then I wouldn't put a chocolate-maddened zombie uprising past me.

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[imastawka]

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@padi*0409 wrote:

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@*tippy*toes* wrote:

She's 25yo? How long to giraffe sheep live for?

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Dunno tippy, but she's probably got another few years even though she's a bit wobbly on her pins.

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Padi, google says they live 15 - 20 years

Any wonder she's wobbly.

[countessalmirena]

Do old-lady wobbly alpacas have false teeth?

[padi*0409]

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@countessalmirena wrote:

Do old-lady wobbly alpacas have false teeth?

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Might need them if she continues to spit at me countessa.