Pauline Hanson is outraged because the ATO has decided to install a few squat toilets in theri building to cater for workers from non-English speaking background.)
Patriots of ‘Straya, defenders of our land,
The enemy is at our gates, it’s time to make a stand.
Are we to sit by meekly, like a mob of frightened bunnies
While swarming hordes of immigrants
Hijack our Aussie dunnies?
Think of our glorious heritage; remember Waterloo,
Where every British soldier had his own flush portaloo.
And diggers in the trenches, who showed the Hun what’s what.
Could they have kept their courage if they’d all been forced to squat?
Our enemies are ruthless, and if we don’t stop their run
They’ll accomplish with the plumber what they couldn’t with the gun
Don’t count on legislation though to foil their fiendish notions,
Our pollies sit in Canberra, just going through the motions
No, If, in this dire circumstance, we seek to make improvement
It’s bums on seats, and lets all strain to start a protest movement.
Let’s hoist the old Eureka flag, let’s make today our D-Day
For if we don’t, then pretty soon they all demand a bidet.
