A thought of the day foe those of us looking down the barrel of old age

[graham_paige]

The media seems to when intervewing the elderly to ask the question what do you atribute your old age to

with varous responces such as I never drink alcohoi or dont smoke  no sex  god  my faith etc etc

however the answer I found to be possibly the better choice was simply 

you wake up the next morning and go to sleep that night  and keep doing it and you will achieve old age

If at any time you fail to do this old age will become unachievable however thankfully I have managed to do this 

defying some of the medical profesions predictions a couple of times so peoples what are your thoughts on this

I am not trying to belittle any bodys vews here or whatever this is just my own thoughts on this subject from

a grumpy old f*t

[serendipityricho]

Old age Graham--a time where you have dry dreams and wet pharts..sigh................Richo.

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@graham_paige wrote:

Well keep smiling it could be all in the geans maybe try the tight ones hee hee

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They are snug - but don't cut off the circulation.

Yet.

[the_great_she_elephant]

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@graham_paige wrote:

The media seems to when intervewing the elderly to ask the question what do you atribute your old age to

with varous responces such as I never drink alcohoi or dont smoke  no sex  god  my faith etc etc

however the answer I found to be possibly the better choice was simply 

you wake up the next morning and go to sleep that night  and keep doing it and you will achieve old age

If at any time you fail to do this old age will become unachievable however thankfully I have managed to do this 

defying some of the medical profesions predictions a couple of times so peoples what are your thoughts on this

I am not trying to belittle any bodys vews here or whatever this is just my own thoughts on this subject from

a grumpy old f*t

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Continuous breathing (I haven't stopped once in 73 years)  seems to be working for me.

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@imastawka wrote:

Umm...            You could have

The Anniversary of your 3 Dimensional Existence?

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Or Parallel Universe Days.,

[graham_paige]

HI she ele I can beat that by 5years but the last 10 have been a bit of a struggle some times   

but all yer can do is the best you can and hope Murphy or yer god gives you another day to do with as you pleese

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@graham_paige wrote:

HI she ele I can beat that by 5years but the last 10 have been a bit of a struggle some times   

but all yer can do is the best you can and hope Murphy or yer god gives you another day to do with as you pleese

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Have you tried looooooser jeans.

May give a few more days.

[graham_paige]

Hay Richo keep laughing cos if yer dont laugh at yerself no other buggar will

[lurker172602]

My grandmother, when she was interviewed on her 100th birthday, told the reporter the secret to her great age was "if you just keep breathing it just happens"

[the_great_she_elephant]

I think George Burns had it pretty well pegged. When he was in his 90s a young relative was telling him about some great new investment opportunity and urging him to put money in it, and George said "Son, at my age I don't even invest in green bananas." 

[lind9650]

           

                           

Age is only what you remember you are.

Erica