And now for something completely stupid.

[electric*mayhem*band]

Honestly, you couldn't script it.

Well I suppose the Monty Python team could.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539872/Police-confront-mother-baby-called-999-report-child-...

[cherry*135]

The world has gone mad.

Meanwhile house burglars, armed robbers & speeding drivers are out committing crimes.

[*crikey*mate*]

and the bikies, don't forget about the bikies

[imastawka]

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@am*3 wrote:

The world has gone mad.

Meanwhile house burglars, armed robbers & speeding drivers are out committing crimes.

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 They're never in committing crimes are they? Always out...

[*crikey*mate*]

and whatabout the sticky beak that dobbed em in???

now there is someone who needs a life.

[cherry*135]

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@imastawka wrote:

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@am*3 wrote:

The world has gone mad.

Meanwhile house burglars, armed robbers & speeding drivers are out committing crimes.

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 They're never in committing crimes are they? Always out...

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 haha.. online fraud.!!!!

[joz*garage]

kid with a red nose and cheeks must have been freezing, no warm collar around the neck too, what?

throw the mother jail and throw away the key

[cherry*135]

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@crikey*mate wrote:

and whatabout the sticky beak that dobbed em in???

now there is someone who needs a life.

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Yes. Not much chance a child that age running around would get cold. (wasn't -10degC or anything near that either).

[*crikey*mate*]

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@am*3 wrote:

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@imastawka wrote:

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@am*3 wrote:

The world has gone mad.

Meanwhile house burglars, armed robbers & speeding drivers are out committing crimes.

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 They're never in committing crimes are they? Always out...

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 haha.. online fraud.!!!!

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*looks embarrassed*

[**meep**]

maybe they thought the kid had frostbite.