Called my OH an Idiot today

[katymatey*]

I have never in nearly 50 years called my OH an idiot to his face. I did today, because he qualified. 

[lal-au0]

would you like to tell us more stereotypes that arent true?

it makes you look so dumb that it is almost funny.

[lloydslights]

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lal-au0 wrote

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no. he is the sort of husband who washes the dishes every day and then wipes over the stovetop and the surfaces in the kitchen.

he is the sort of husband who cleans up after i cooked.

he is the sort of man who replaces toilet paper rolls, sweeps away his droppings and carries all the shopping bags. i can even send him to the supermarket and he comes back with the things i wanted.

no he is not gay i have tested that many times.

i think it has something to do with intelligence, devotion and being treated as a human being instead of being treated as 'an idiot because he is male'.

treat someone like an idiot and he will act like an idiot.

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[jimmy*part4]

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@lal-au0 wrote:

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@this-one-time-at-bandcamp wrote:

It's actually hard-wired in men's DNA that they struggle to listen to or accept direction, whether it's navigation or cooking

Just like it's hard-wired into a woman's psyche that a screwdriver is actually a cold chisel, and that it's OK to drive 10 miles to ask a mechanic why that little red oil light is on............

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oh yeah and women cant park *rolls eyes*

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[jimmy*part4]

I'm a good cook!

[lal-au0]

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@lloydslights wrote:

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lal-au0 wrote

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no. he is the sort of husband who washes the dishes every day and then wipes over the stovetop and the surfaces in the kitchen.

he is the sort of husband who cleans up after i cooked.

he is the sort of man who replaces toilet paper rolls, sweeps away his droppings and carries all the shopping bags. i can even send him to the supermarket and he comes back with the things i wanted.

no he is not gay i have tested that many times.

i think it has something to do with intelligence, devotion and being treated as a human being instead of being treated as 'an idiot because he is male'.

treat someone like an idiot and he will act like an idiot.

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men with that sort of muscles usually take steroids. i am not into shrunken testicles i like them in working condition.

[polksaladallie]

I think they are breast implants, not muscles.

[lal-au0]

now that you say it....

also: why is he hiding the interesting parts?

prude yank or not good enough to show?

[lal-au0]

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@jimmy*part3 wrote:

I'm a good cook!

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the top saussages should be in the toaster.

[lal-au0]

i must say generally that i am a bit over stereotypes.

i park better than my hubby and better than alot of men.

i can also knit socks and cook.

i am also very glad about the dishwashing skills of my hubby cos i detest it.

his dingalong didn't fall off washing all those dishes and neither did my boobs fall off parking the car.

surprisingly it might be my boobs also didn't fall off doing the cabling for a few rooms (it's legal in germany) including switches, lights and power points. nor did they fall off building brick walls.

i was surprised myself. i thought that any moment they would fall off but they didn't.

[lloydslights]

Um.....that piccie wasn't a real man

This is a real man washed up .