Caption This #261

[kopenhagen5]

Caption this #261

Winner will be the caption that has the most kudos.

In the case of a tie, winner will be decided by the OP.  

Winner to start the new round.

Closes Friday 1st May, evening.

[bidicus*maximus · Accepted solution]

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"Do you SERIOUSLY expect this court to believe that your wife just 'disappeared' while walking on a warm spring day?"

[not_for_sale2025]

What do you mean she was a flake who was up to snow good?

[wide-world-of-stamps]

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@kopenhagen5 wrote:

Caption this #261

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Let me tell you that Judge Judy generally gives a "frosty" response when you don't answer her questions.

[twyngwyn]

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"That is abominable, Snowman!"

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[kopenhagen5]

And you say..............the chimney sweep stole your tophat ?

[bright.ton42]

So you say you had a melt down?

[kopenhagen5]

[peteepie]

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I don't believe you Mr Snowman, your alibi is a load of rubbish, it stinks, it reeks of desperation Mr Snowman.

Your whole story smells to me Mr Snowman.  What do you say to that?

"All I can smell is carrots."

[imastawka]

                               

            Were you, or were you not, arrested in the produce section of Woolies,

                                              picking your nose?