Christmas song whoopsies

[lurker172602]

Whenever I hear We Three Kings, I remember when I used to wonder where Orientar was....

I just googled a few more:

Dashing through the snow, on a one horse soap and hay…

Good King Wences’ car backed out, on the feet of Steven…

Joy to the world! The Lord has gum…

He’s makin’ a list, of chicken and rice…

We three kings, of porridge and tar…

Anyone else got some?

[imastawka]

I kinda remember one about Silent night and Round John virgin

How did good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep and crisp and even

[imastawka]

"We three kings of Orient are,

"One in a taxi, one in a car,

"One on a scooter, blowing his hooter,

"Off to the nearest bar."

[ecar3483]

I have to remember back about 40 years, for this one.

We three Kings of Orient are

Trying to smoke a rubber cigar

It was loaded, it exploded

(And I don't remember the last line, except that it ended with "Afar").

[cmcoins2000]

' While shepherds wash their socks by night - all seated on the ground.'

[serendipityricho]

Not a Christmas song -but a nursery rhyme.

Young daughter would sing--

Little miss muffit sat on a tuffit

---eating her turds away..........was a big party hit.

Sometimes we would get her ot of bed to perform ......................................Richo.

[ooak3]

this is off the xmas theme also sorry but 

when daughter as about 6 we were eating  chocolate and our dog wanted some (poison to dogs chocolate)

'she said to him you cant have any it's like cocaine for you"   lol

we started the anti drugs message early with her as you can tell 

Richo the things kis come out with are amazing fun lol