If you could sell anything what would it be?

[ponies68]

My busy day has been cancelled so instead im on here looking at alot of "what on earth" threads thinking Hmmm if i had something to sell what would it be? Can be anything you like (preferably the more fictional the better )

My Ad would be "Unicorn poop"

have a very "industrious/cant stop pooping" unicorn in my back paddock.

his poop is very light and airy almost cloud like and is brilliant for gardens.

is guaranteed to make your cactus turn into roses and your clay turn into red loam.

Has been certified organic by angels and is only $10,000 a gram

please no buyers with your eyes wide open as my unicorn will then only be able to give you regular horse manure.

[lloydslights]

I'd love to try your unicorn poop on my gardens.  However, I've been oversupplied with bull poop laced with some chaff lately and it was FREE.  

DEB

[icyfroth]

Books. I have so many of them. A lot I inherited from my dad. Old VHS Cassetes also.

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

My husband

[watta*drama*queen]

Rocking horse poop

[cmcoins2000]

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@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:

My husband

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Oh Pimp.

Is yours fictional also.

Nothing novel about mine.

[cmcoins2000]

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@watta*drama*queen wrote:

Rocking horse poop

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What is this obsession about fictional poop.

I have the real bovine stuff - the weeds are not fictional.

[myoclon1cjerk]

Canberra

[cherry*135]

Auction off the Prine Minister.

[boris1gary]

I reckon there is niche market for aged care and assisted living products for mice.