@imastawka wrote:
I'm Sharkbait Silver - not very scary, I might add
Well, swash me buckling and shiver me timbers, me name be Pegleg Fishface.
Nope indeedy Missy 
You be Scurvylegs Swashbuckler
(last letter of first name and first letter of last name)
But the Scurvylegs bit does answer some questions
'The Swashbuckler dreams of adding his own legend to those of the Forestman and other famous heroes. Heโs practiced with his sword, learned all about sailing ships and riding horses, and read lots and lots of romantic poetryโฆand now heโs finally ready to show the world what a dashing and daring hero he can be!
Heโs not quite perfect at it yet, though. Heโs got the right wardrobe, and he definitely has the shiny teeth and charming laugh down pat, but the brim of his big floppy hat keeps falling in front of his eyes, and his puffy shirt always gets snagged on things at just the wrong moment. Still, if he keeps it up, one day the Swashbuckler is sure to succeed in becoming the true hero heโs always longed to be!'
Noice.
But I'd rather not have my swash buckled if it's all the same to you 
