Is This The UK's Worst Shoplifter ?

[electric*mayhem*band]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cctv-captures-shoplifters-hilarious-attempt-9075472

[ecar3483]

They caught him red handed, so it's curtains for him.

Come on, people, can I get a really half hearted LOL for that?

[imastawka]

LOL.   Picture speaks a thousand words

[davidc4430]

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@imastawka wrote:

LOL.   Picture speaks a thousand words

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oh come on, he's obviously got one of them hump thingys. or a really bad case of piles.

[tasfleur]

He might be part Borg?  "Resistance is futile" ... "You will be assimilated" ... etc

[lind9650]

I thought the video about the cattle thieves was even funnier.

Erica

[ecar3483]

I can't believe that the staff didn't notice anything amiss until he was leaving, and only then followed him out of the store.

Talk about the blind leading the blind...

😛

[davidc4430]

perhaps in this over the top politically correct society no one wanted to point the finger in case it turned out he really did have a deformity of some kind.

they could see the headlines "Big store attackes disabled man"

[lind9650]

You can't arrest a shoplifter while they are inside the shop. They may still want to pay and only have a peculiar way to carry the goods.

Once they step outside the shop without paying it is shoplifting.

Erica

[davidc4430]

Aussie theif tries to outdo UK theif!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-24/man-arrested-after-car-mirrors-allegedly-found-'down-his-pants...

my question is....does the owner really want them back?