Here's a motivational song for ya
I was impressed like everyone
When man began to fly
Out of earthly regions, to planets in the sky
With total media coverage,
we watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously, they disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe, with admiration, we listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy, to be
On the Moon to walk
My romantic vision shattered
When it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers, in which they "shirt"and"pea
Chorus
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Wil get you from here to there
Relieve you, and believe me,
without a worry or care
If "shirting" is your problem
When your out there in the stars
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars
They dont partake like you and I,, of beefy burger mush,
Their food is specially prepared
To dissolve into slush;
Absorbed by multi-fibres in the super diaper suit,
Otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot.
Chorus
You may well ask now what becomes of
Liquid they consume.
A pipe is lead from "peanuts" head
To a unit in the room
The water is recirculated, filtered for re-use,
In case of anti-gravity,"pea"gets on the loose.
Chorus
Wherever man has conquered;
On the quest for frontiers new
(Da da da da)
I'm glad that he's always had to do
The number one and two.
It makes it all so ordinary;
Just like you and me ,
To know the greatest heroes,
They had to "shirt" and "pea"
Chorus
The end ๐ (da da da da)
Several punctuations have been deleted:)
And words in" " have been substituted
Attributed to Donovan
From the "Cosmic Wheels"album
Circa 1971 or thereabouts
Hope someone enjoys this
Sorry to take up so much space:)
