NBN is Satans communications system.

There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.

as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and  pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to  how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

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what do you make him wear in bra's and things?

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I like your concept of economy kennedia, but wouldn't no washing machine be even more economical and expedient for the urgent procreating activity?

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

jethro

 

you would need only one washing maschine if you don't wear undies. they are also quite uncomfy and in the way if you want to make another baby.

 

i think undies and bras were invented by satan.


 That is why i make my husband wear 2 eye patches in target, it isnt right for a man to see those items.


better put the eye patches on before looking at the empty thread then

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@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

@jethro_woolfe wrote:

@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

jethro

 

you would need only one washing maschine if you don't wear undies. they are also quite uncomfy and in the way if you want to make another baby.

 

i think undies and bras were invented by satan.


 That is why i make my husband wear 2 eye patches in target, it isnt right for a man to see those items.


what if he inadvertedly sees them hanging on the line?

 

it's far too dangerous to have them at all. better get rid of them while you still can.


 I dry them when he's at lodge or the office. he once said i was very attractive for a woman, so i made him behave and go on a retreat for a weekend.

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jethro, you crack me up

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@poddster wrote:

I like your concept of economy kennedia, but wouldn't no washing machine be even more economical and expedient for the urgent procreating activity?


hm?

 

are you suggesting them walking around like god made them? (thus they wouldn't need a washing maschine at all)

 

interesting idea!

 

maybe ALL christians should be nekid. all the time. wouldn't that be fun?

 

 

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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

@jethro_woolfe wrote:

@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

jethro

 

you would need only one washing maschine if you don't wear undies. they are also quite uncomfy and in the way if you want to make another baby.

 

i think undies and bras were invented by satan.


 That is why i make my husband wear 2 eye patches in target, it isnt right for a man to see those items.


what if he inadvertedly sees them hanging on the line?

 

it's far too dangerous to have them at all. better get rid of them while you still can.


 I dry them when he's at lodge or the office. he once said i was very attractive for a woman, so i made him behave and go on a retreat for a weekend.


OH OH!!!! errrhh so he is really into men. mmmhhh. you poor thing.

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where is this empty thread ? it sounds like some posts need removal .

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I never wear underwear, commando for men and totally wild for women, that's my thoughts on it anyway.

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@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

@jethro_woolfe wrote:

@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

@jethro_woolfe wrote:

@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

jethro

 

you would need only one washing maschine if you don't wear undies. they are also quite uncomfy and in the way if you want to make another baby.

 

i think undies and bras were invented by satan.


 That is why i make my husband wear 2 eye patches in target, it isnt right for a man to see those items.


what if he inadvertedly sees them hanging on the line?

 

it's far too dangerous to have them at all. better get rid of them while you still can.


 I dry them when he's at lodge or the office. he once said i was very attractive for a woman, so i made him behave and go on a retreat for a weekend.


OH OH!!!! errrhh so he is really into men. mmmhhh. you poor thing.


No he's not ! its just that he works in mens fashion, and tends to admire the male physique on a professional basis. like a baker looks at bread with a trained eye,

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