New coalition auto industry plan

[davidc4430]

yes folkes

the lib/nats are going into the car building industry with the first 2 models announced!

the SCOMO, its a family style vehicle that goes like the clappers, runs on free beers at pubs, has no steering wheel but automatically changes direction when faced with a problem

the second is a real farm car, the BARNABY,  this one runs on coal, has genuine koala skin seats and can carry 2 familys comfortably.

any ideas for other new models?

like the DUTTON or CASH?

[zanadoo_56]

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@davidc4430 wrote:

lets not forget a guy who thinks 'outside the box'

the Frydenberg flying thinganabob

runs on hot air and steam!

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The issue is the ...erm...'tank' can only be filled in Canberra - at Parliament House.

[myoclon1cjerk]

The Roberts Robocar. After you've paid it off in full, you start getting letters from debt collectors

[myoclon1cjerk]

The ultra budget priced Hockey de Ville. Comes without wheels,engine and gearbox because poor people don't drive.

[davidc4430]

here we see the national on their way to the 100 year aniversary of the party party

[davidc4430]

our new minister for defence came up with this little beauty

solves the problem with the sub contract and get us cutting edge american sea vessles to boot!

[myoclon1cjerk]

The Scomobile. The worlds first coal operated car or upgrade to the Scomobile H. A hybrid version that runs on p*ss and wind.

[gutterpunkz05]

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@davidc4430 wrote:

there is the kandrew, designed by the Minister for Industry, Science and Technology

it runs on 'new' technolgy

a sail for when the wind blows and pedals for when its not.

genuine 21st century foot brakes, you have to put your feet through the floor onto the roadway in order to stop!

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Just look at those pretty little wheels,  Word is Adam Bandt has 10 on order, to replace the Greens com-car fleet.

[gutterpunkz05]

News Flash   -  Design guidelines have been established and production to commence shortly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qovk67yMiFI