Out of the mouths of babes !

[Anonymous]

DD and I have been minding the grandaughters this week.

Miss 3 had a bath with DD who is 7 months pregnant and asked about her stretch marks.

She said is your baby doing that to our tummy ..

DD said yes .

Miss 3 said why is the baby  scratching you !

[ten*teeny*tiny*toes]

Haha Richo, you have reminded me of the time my 4yr old son flat out asked a dishevelled old man if he was a scarecrow.

I think I turned a few shades of crimson 

[bluecat*dancing]

My then 7 year old told her [male] teacher that ''mummy has a new bra - and its red." My response was,"Actually, its garnet." The teacher was much amused.  Another time, when she was asked how I was, said that I was sick. When asked what I had, answered ,"The Phlegm". lol.

Then, there was the time when Miss 7 tied a ribbon around Miss 4's wrist and pretended that she was a puppy. The "puppy" was told to bite their father on the ankle. So she did.

[Anonymous]

Waves to b3 ...good to see you ...ha ha they always ask in public lol

He he Richo and steppe ..crow and the hulk !

Thanks for the link durrut !

Pmsl @scarecrow ttt !

Well bluecat ..she did was she was told lol.

[katymatey*]

Sitting in the doctor's waiting room with my then three year old daughter. I could see her eyeing off the bloke opposite us, who had a giant handlebar mo. Next thing she says, 'Mum is that man here so the doctor can get that furry thing off his face?' I could see she was intrigued, but didn't expect that. lol.

[katymatey*]

My mother was a primary school teacher back in the 40's. One child came and told her that her mother was sick and in hospital. Mum knew that she had bowel problems. The child told the class that her mum had a problem with her 'valve'. Poor mum laughed out loud, which I suppose was a bit frowned on, even back then.

[b3llag1na]

*waves* to annie and katy..

Kids definitely embarress you at times! I have told my 4 that I plan to live long enough to be able to say things to embaress them in public 

[Anonymous]

Ha ha Katy ...

I know b3 ..I used to embarrass my mum ..asking questions .

Worst for me was when middle son was about 4 ..went up to a lady in a shop ..
She was a bit hairy

Asked her really loudly

"How did you grow that moustache "

He was fascinated ..

I nearly died !!

[sineaterdoodah]

i confess,i do have fun now telling my twin nieces friends stories about the things they said and did as munchkins,lol! like putting a grilled cheese in the vhs player to heat it up! 😄

[Anonymous]

Lol ..it's good to remind them sineater !

[sineaterdoodah]

especially now that they have kids,lol! the mother/auntie curse IS hitting them,a reminder keeps them from getting suicidal.:D