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siggie-reported-by-alarmists · ‎15-05-2014

A barber`s job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?

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poddster · ‎15-05-2014

it is not specified that all the people in the town have to be clean shaven the barber has a beard 🙂 it is a time saving and a cost cutting measure and he is also haemophiliac and dare not shave for fee of cutting himself as he is also an alcoholic and gets the DTs

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

imastawka · ‎15-05-2014

A paradox you say?

Isn't that two guys in white coats in a hospital? boom boom

amber-eyed-girl · ‎15-05-2014

The barber is really twins. Each shaves the other and does a half-working week.

but I think its what I said earlier

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shepherdsrule · ‎15-05-2014

sweeney todd - it's over now

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poddster · ‎15-05-2014

in fact the whole town, (population 1) is bearded. The rest of the inhabitants have fled to safer localities to get away from the drunken maniacal bearded barber 🙂

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

siggie-reported-by-alarmists · ‎15-05-2014

You did say paradox first...... however, also gave 2 other answers......lol.

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