Since when do Americans just vanish?

[imastawka]

           Where did all the American posters go?   

I know there's a couple or three still here.  But a lot have disappeared.

Was there a punch-up on a thread I missed?

Was it something we said,  and they don't like us anymore?

Our deodorant perhaps?

Did the universal translator go on the blink?

Tune in next week for the next exciting episode -

      

[softail-joanie]

To the tune of American Woman Noice I'm not a massive fan of that song even lol I just like what you did there

Well fine, I'll come up with another one you might like better. Guns n Roses?

Welcome to the library we got what you need,

you can see a movie or we got books to read.

We have lots of magizenes, records and CDs

you can borrow anything you like but you better return it please.

no?, ummm, Paul McCartney?

The Americans bombed us with a mighty crash

as we head into our caves

People critizise us everywhere

because we make our women slaves

Taliban on the run, taliban on the run.

They wreck our land now uncle Sam

is searching everyone for----

how about MC Chill?

Lady fly mows the grass with mower made by Murry

and she was mowin to the bottom from the T. O. P.

cause when I mow the grass there is no mistaken

the lawn gets shaved as the sun is bakin.

The police pull up and ask for fly

slap the handcuffs on me, and make up a lie

I don't understand I meant no harm is what I say

gets hot and sweaty mowin grass I wanted cold lemonade.

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[jimmy*part4]

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@goldenjet16 wrote:
Australia!!!!!!! 🙂 I missed the "T". Now may I come in Frederica!

Don't try to push me around!! 😉 🙂

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All I can say is...THANK god you didn't spell it Austria!

And I agree about Stawka.

[goldenjet16]

😉 🙂

[tasfleur]

[k0llectable5]

LOL very clever, do you do that just on the spot? Like a freestyla? 

[softail-joanie]

LOL very clever, do you do that just on the spot? Like a freestyla?

Not those ones in my last reply, the American poster was freestyle, and I probibly should add more to it and save it for my files.  I wrote them some time ago. But I probibly could take any song I am well familar with and rewrite the words. heres a country song I did a while back. Now I'm NOT a fan of country music, and I was kinda makin fun of the song "tear in my beer" by Hank Williams by writing this.

I was mistaken for a deer,

now I have 12ga slug in my rear

doctors say that I'll be fine

the pain is so severe

I have sheded many tear

doctors say that I'll be fine

I'm gonna find the hunter who shot me in the ---

then i'll be the lawnmower, and he will be the grass

That kinda spired me on to write the song "Deerhunter"

does the everyday pressure put you in a bad mood

just run out into the woods and you kill your own food.
you don't need a gun use the stone cold stunner

never knew you could too be a, deer hunter, deerhunter.

jump out from a tree land on the deer's back

and if its a buck then you grab em by the rack.
spin his head around until you look him in the eye.

then tell that deer its time to die.

then you go lookin for his older brother

never knew you could too be a, deer hunter, deerhunter.

dinner stakes from the meat winter coat from the hide

hang the head on the wall from the deer that died.
put some more whitetails into perminant slumber

never knew you could too be a, deer hunter, deerhunter..

some folks are nicer some folks are meaner

some folks like to kill God's creatures.
lets give the deer a gun and let you become a number

say what the hell now whitetails are, man hunters, manhunters

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[cherry*135]

golden jet - The flight isn't too long (depending on what part of the US live in). Stop off in Hawaii, flight from there is about 10 hours.

When we fly to UK/Europe flight time is 22+ hours.

[j*oono]

Hi there!  I'm pretty sure your best buddy is posting with a new name here too 😄

[goldenjet16]

Am,

Wow still a long flight, from where I live to Hawaii about 9 hours, so we're talkin' a 19 hours.

[cherry*135]

That is a fairly long time. Wi-fi is available on some long haul flights now, watch a gazillion movies.