The Bachelor (for reality tv addicts)

[j*oono]

OK I know it's lousy but such a fun show to watch and I miss MasterChef. 

Anyone else watching the show, you've got to read this hilarious article about the latest episode 😄

By Jo Thornely

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/jo-thornely-recaps-the-bachelor-episode-4-where-a-tin...

[bluecat*dancing]

LOL.

[imastawka]

Don't watch it, but that has got to be the funniest write-up ever.

Thanks joono

[ten*teeny*tiny*toes]

I missed that episode, but thanks for the re-cap 

I did watch the one where the girls picked the one on one date. They went rowing, she worried about her hair, red wine staining her teeth, eating in front of him. And then she was surprised they didn't hit it off.

[j*oono]

That was so odd!  He took her on a romantic picnic and she wouldn't eat in front of him.  I haven't read the recap on that one yet but I'm sure it will be funny.

Wet hair, runny mascara, wine stained teeth and starving.  I did feel sorry for her though, she was so out of her depth.

[ten*teeny*tiny*toes]

Oh yeah. Forgot the mascara running! She was too young perhaps. But I think she was 26!

[the_bob_delusion]

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@ten*teeny*tiny*toes wrote:

Oh yeah. Forgot the mascara running! She was too young perhaps. But I think she was 26!

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She is so vain. She wouldn't even eat because she's worried it'll stain her teeth. 

I have the hots for Heather. But I have a feeling she has some mental issues or has some deep scars she can't get passed to have a meaningful relationship. 

An aspiring film maker seems like a synonym for unemployed. 

[j*oono]

Bob, even I have the hots for Heather but I get the feeling they've tried to pick the winner too soon and it might fall apart.

I hope Same doesn't decide that she makes a better mate mate than a soul mate.  (Yikes, I hate that term soul mate).

[nicnacs_4u]

I read somewhere one of the ladies is very very well endowed..is that Heather?

[the_bob_delusion]

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@nicnacs_4u wrote:

I read somewhere one of the ladies is very very well endowed..is that Heather?

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Bust size??? Not heather.