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One night at a local pub frequented by a notorious bunch of hot-rod drivers, the local cops staked out the place waiting for drunk drivers.
As the cops waited, eventually Tommy stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars until he finally found his, got inside and rested his head on the steering wheel. The cops knew they had a drunk driver, so now all they had to do was wait for him to start his engine and pull out of the car park.
A few hours passed by and most of the other drivers had left by then, when Tommy abruptly lifted his head, cranked the car up and drove out like a bat out of hell. The cops followed him and stopped him promptly.
They administered a breath test and it read 0.00. Confused, the cop asked Tommy what the hell was going on.
Tommy looked at him innocently and said, "Well, tonight I was the designated decoy."
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
on โ09-06-2016 08:23 PM
Tommy bought a new Mercedes and was out on the motoway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the speedo hit 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 140 with the lights still behind him.
"What in the world am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last traffic stop. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," Tommy said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.