What so Great about Heaven????

What do you think Heaven is if it existed?

 

 

Is it really that great if it existed?

 

 

Would it be better if you just died and stop existing or exist somewhere/somehow for all eternity?

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WARNING  This is meant to be a humour piece.Smiley Very Happy

 

If they have Tour packages, booked in advance cheap rates, I wouldn't mind visiting.  

 

1. Will there be any special-interest guidance to observe/discuss the decorative features of the Pearly Gates.

2.  I hate queues, are there any?

3.  Should my request to enter be rejected, does Peter have bouncers?

4.  Do they stamp your wrist if you temporarily leave?

 

DEB

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Would this statement be correct?  "As an athiest I dont believe that humans have a soul"

 

Not sure, From what I can understand as described in church, If one does not make an effort to know and believe in God, and the gospel, that being the birth, death, and resurection of Christ, then God, or Jesus will not know them, will not see them to open the doorway for them into Heaven, and not getting into Heaven means the only place left to go, is not a good place to be. The pastor made that very clear, hell is as real as Heaven. I suspect, hell, like Heaven will be diffrent for diffrent people. Your Heaven, might not be anything close to my Heaven. Far as that other place, you need not believe in it for it to be a reality. The devil will open the door and bring you in by force, if or not you believe in the devil. but you must believe in the only one who can stop the devil from taking you to avoid it.

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@**bob_is_good** wrote:

What do you think Heaven is if it existed?

 

 

Is it really that great if it existed?

 

 

Would it be better if you just died and stop existing or exist somewhere/somehow for all eternity?


If you go there Bob please come back and let us all know what it`s like!!Smiley Wink

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I can't wait to get to heaven.God has spoken to me and said I can live in that part of paradise where the Pirelli girls hang out.
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in the pastafarian afterlife there is a vulcan of beer and a stripper factory. 

 

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I joined the pastafarian movement some time ago.I am currently growing some spaghetti dreads. 🙂
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that means you can't go to the christian heaven.

 

even though his noodliness is not a jealous god, the christian god certainly is.

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@myoclon1cjerk wrote:
I can't wait to get to heaven.God has spoken to me and said I can live in that part of paradise where the Pirelli girls hang out.

I think god lied to you.

With all that I've heard about those Pirelli girls...they ain't going to heaven!

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@myoclon1cjerk wrote:
I can't wait to get to heaven.God has spoken to me and said I can live in that part of paradise where the Pirelli girls hang out.

 

 

 

 

The Heavenly Spare Parts Manager, chose these Pirelli calendar models.Smiley Embarassed

 

DEB

 

 

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Would this statement be correct?  "As an athiest I dont believe that humans have a soul"

Not for me. Your soul is the essence of who you are. But I believe in reincarnation, so I have to believe in a soul. LOL.

 

 

 

There is a book out about the experiences of a four year old boy. "Heaven is for Real."

 

 Which means nothing, he has admitted it was all a giant load and made up to get attention.

 

 

 

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