What was your first world problem today?

I had one in Coles.

 

The deli server asked who was first (because they NEVER use the **bleep**ING ticket system, am I right?) and I indicated truthfully that the (well-fed) woman to my left  was first.

 

Stupid me.

 

Well-fed woman had to taste everything before she asked for it all to be specially sliced for her.  Already sliced turkey breast or ham wasn't good enough for her, no siree! She neeeded THICK slices of everything.

 

Deli server: "Is this thick enough madam?"

 

Well-fed woman: "Hmm let me see....."

 

Oh, and then she insisted that she only have 400 grams and ONLY 400 grams of all the stuff she had tatsed and asked to be specially sliced just for her.  I think she had her lunch at the deli counter...

 

ARGH!!!



“I’ve got my purse and my gift and my gloves and my selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor and my monoamine oxidase inhibitor and I have my anti-anxiety disco biscuits and I am ready to go. I am really ready!” Sheila
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@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:

Refrigerated airconditioners are only effective when the outside temp is 40 degrees or below.

Today it was 45 degrees.

 

hot


I have been glad of mine today. I took the thermo outside and it was 42 on our verandah - 25 inside with the aircon running on FULL since 8:30 this morning. 

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OH "fixed" my computer, deleted all my history and gave me

Bing instead of Google.

 

 

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LOL to everyones problems Cat LOL

 

My FWP today was that I realised I was watching on TV a show that I downloaded yesterday but hadn't yet watched.

Ripped off or what! I want those wasted 450 MBs back.



“I’ve got my purse and my gift and my gloves and my selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor and my monoamine oxidase inhibitor and I have my anti-anxiety disco biscuits and I am ready to go. I am really ready!” Sheila
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plagues of millipedes AGAIN
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@buzzlightyearsgirlfriend wrote:

LOL to everyones problems Cat LOL

 

My FWP today was that I realised I was watching on TV a show that I downloaded yesterday but hadn't yet watched.

Ripped off or what! I want those wasted 450 MBs back.


We paid for a movie on the tbox last week and after it was finished I was channel surfing and it was playing on free to air 😕  oh well, at least we didnt have ads 🙂

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@buzzlightyearsgirlfriend wrote:

LOL to everyones problems Cat LOL

 

My FWP today was that I realised I was watching on TV a show that I downloaded yesterday but hadn't yet watched.

Ripped off or what! I want those wasted 450 MBs back.


Just uninstall it and get your MBs back.

 

Erica

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I opened the big drive gates, got into the car and backed into one of them.  Yes the strong winds had slammed it shut again.

 

Wrenched the hinges and now have to wait for someone to replace them...  the gates are now held together by a strong chain. The winds broke the first chain... Smiley Frustrated


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Cicadapocolypse.....

 

the little **Bleep**ers started (like me) well before dawn this morning

 

... truly the worst year ever by a country mile....

 

a little shrill is relaxing............. a lot of shrill is mind numbing........ the noise this morning has me considering

 

garotting myself  mercifully it has just started raining

 

... I hope it drowns the  little **bleep**ers

 

**rant over**

 

http://www.barnaclegoose.com/2013/11/cicada-mania-hits-wamberal.html

 

 

http://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/category/news/

 

 

atheism is a non prophet organization
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I'm so hot and tired and bored.                                          

 

No fun on the boards today.

 

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@imastawka wrote:

I'm so hot and tired and bored.                                          

 

No fun on the boards today.

 


lol stawks...

 

I went to serve the prawns left over from Saturday to OH for dinner last night only to find they'd gone off. Usually I can keep them for a cpl days at least. They must not have been real fresh when I got them.

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