What was your first world problem today?

[buzzlightyearsgirlfriend]

I had one in Coles.

The deli server asked who was first (because they NEVER use the **bleep**ING ticket system, am I right?) and I indicated truthfully that the (well-fed) woman to my left  was first.

Stupid me.

Well-fed woman had to taste everything before she asked for it all to be specially sliced for her.  Already sliced turkey breast or ham wasn't good enough for her, no siree! She neeeded THICK slices of everything.

Deli server: "Is this thick enough madam?"

Well-fed woman: "Hmm let me see....."

Oh, and then she insisted that she only have 400 grams and ONLY 400 grams of all the stuff she had tatsed and asked to be specially sliced just for her.  I think she had her lunch at the deli counter...

ARGH!!!

[the_great_she_elephant]

The eBay boards were closed for maintenance when I tried to log in this morning - I almost had a panic attack.

[azureline**]

I didn't notice.................. I was busy getting 4 children through a checkout in woollies........... they all wanted to scan and pay for their own shopping.

[soul_art]

My biggest problem today is working out how to stop the keel back snake from eating all the green frogs !

[azureline**]

[1966kelso]

you could try buying him a packet of red frogs

[soul_art]

I know az !!

The frogs have what I thought was a safe daytime spot...but this snake JUST fits through a gap and there are between 12 and 15 frogs all in a row.  Like a sushi train for the snake !

I wish he'd eat the toads instead.  Farmers buy these snakes to keep the toad population down but I don't think I'll be able to catch this one, he's pretty sneaky.

[soul_art]

Hahaa skwerl !

Wish there was something I could do.

[catsnknots]

My FWP.. as I was near the post office I thought I would stop in to see if the parcel had arrived..... it hadn't... when the lady asked what size it might be I said I didn't know because I could not remember what I bought. 

[lurker17260]

I had to decide whether or not to take my kindle to the beach. What if it got sand in it? Luckily I remembered someone on here suggesting sealing it in a sandwich bag.
Phew, that was a close one. FWP solved by First World Excess 🙂

[*crikey*mate*]

I went on an escalator today. This put me at eye level with the feet of the people in front of me.

They were wearing thongs.

They had big dirty cracks up the back of their heels and that really thick cracked skin around the backs of their feet...

If you want to wear open shoes in public, exfoliate FGS!

or at least clean the dirt out of your cracks!