the nothing ,anything ,everything thread

This is a thread with no particular

Topic so no one can be off topic 🙂

 

So if anyone out there has something 

To say about anything you like now

Is your chance

 

Keep it clean 

 

And be nice 

 

See how long that lasts

 

Can we keep politics and religion out 

Of the conversation 

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It's raining, here, and by all probability it's raining where you are, too.

You're stuck indoors, with not a lot to do, so I thought I'd ramble at you, ha ha.

Feel free to spend a few minutes reading your way this, possibly even shaking your head, and chuckling, every so often.

 

I've had a fob watch, a pocket watch that I've owned for (counts on fingers... runs out of fingers... frowns) ...many years, now.

I thought it would be amusing to get another one. I like the face, I like the weight of it, it "feels" good.

I Googled it, not expecting much, as a result, and surprise, surprise, first cab off the rank, top of the page, there was the manufacturer/retailer's site.

I vaguely recall paying about $60 for it. A good-ish chunk of money at the time, but well spent.

They're a bit pricier, nowdays - $195.

Well, there goes that idea, ha ha.

I think there's a line between value for money and feeling like you'd be paying for three, and getting one.

I don't wear wrist watches. They are the mark of a gentleman who works with his hands, from the wrist, forward.

I consider myself to be the kind of gentleman who works with his hands from the shoulders, forward, ha ha.

There really are few things more embarrassing than getting caught between a large cabinet and a wall because your wristwatch has jammed between them. I could go on to mention something of assisting livestock to give birth, but that's just adding unwanted, unnecessary, and quite likely unpleasant detail.

A wristwatch, while useful, is not the ideal accessory for a pragmatist, not in my view, ha ha.

Well, the quest goes on. A $40 cheap and cheerful pocket watch from the local jeweller doesn't quite make the grade.

They have a lid that flips open; frippery, I say, ha ha. (I could just as easily say dirt trap, too).

I suppose if worst comes to worst I'll drop by KMart and get a cheap, but acceptably good looking wristwatch and modify it - off comes the band, drill a hole in the case for the chain, and then if Bob isn't your uncle then he's some bloke your parents know.

It's a fall-back plan. It won't stop me from looking for what I want, but it is an option, it's another way of solving the problem, and that, essentially, is what pragmatism's about.

And it's amusing me, immensely, to keep a casual eye out for something that I don't really need, but wouldn't say no to, if I found it.

It's like the perfect block of wood, for carving - I'll probably never find it, but it's a great excuse to visit mills and lumber yards and art shops.The fact that I'm enjoying myself while I'm doing it is simply icing on the cake, ha ha.

 

🙂

 

Here's another smile for you, because it's kind of bleak and bleary out there, today.

 

🙂

 

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Changing a lightbulb in a ceiling mounted light socket is always fun. Not...

The ceilings aren't that high, and I can generally get away with standing on the tips of my  toes, hoping that I can remember which way to turn the bulb when the time comes. It's even more fun if it has to be done in semi darkness.

Or, I could get the fold up step ladder.

While I'm wrestling with the ladder, because these things jam more often than a photocopier, I might take note of the safety warning label on it - maximum load limit 100 kg.

100 kg? Is that it?

How am I supposed to carry a woman (giggling and squirming), up the ladder, and deposit her on the top bed of a bunk while saying "Ah Harr!" in my best pirate voice if the ladder is rated to, at best, 2/3 our combined weight?

Have these ladder manufacturers no sense of fun?

 

😛

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Dare I make the obvious pun?

Brilliant.

LOL

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A decorative object sized rocking moose.

 

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All the fun of a rocking moose without the hassle of having to find floor space for it.

 

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