the nothing ,anything ,everything thread

This is a thread with no particular

Topic so no one can be off topic 🙂

 

So if anyone out there has something 

To say about anything you like now

Is your chance

 

Keep it clean 

 

And be nice 

 

See how long that lasts

 

Can we keep politics and religion out 

Of the conversation 

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I was going to fix the small table top, outside.

It's made of plywood, and the weather hasn't been kind to it - plywood tends to buckle and crack if exposed to moisture, over time.

Not to mention the cockatoos who made great sport of peeling the table, ha ha.

I was going to go to the hardware store...

But it's Saturday, and the hardware store will be, um, busy...

It's not a good place to try to manoeuvre a trolley that isn't made to go round corners, not with a couple of planks on it, which will stick out over the end, incidentally.

The thing steers like a brick, and with the added extra bit sticking out the front, all that's needed to truly complicate the situation is a corridor full of people reeking of sausage sizzle sausages and burnt onion, who have, it seems, almost entirely lost any semblance of common sense - no, the awesome power of your ego will not protect you from the planks, on the trolley, at shin height, from connecting with said shins, as you barge into it, then look surprised...

Sorry, but a large and essentially immovable object is just that...

No, I don't think I'll go to the hardware store, today.

It all seems too much hassle, ha ha.

 

I think I'll wait for "People who actually know what they're doing here, day" before I go in.

There's five of them, you know, neatly sandwiched between the weekends... ha ha.

 

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The afternoon horde descended, as they do, a great feathered blanket...

The old man bird who'd been having a sleep on the pergola bridge decided that it was all a little too rowdy for him.

Off he went, across the bridges, and down to the back fence.

He climbed up onto the fence, spread his wings very theatrically, and then fell forward, into next door's garden.

He's always been a show off, ha ha.

 

He's foraging around on the ground, near me, under the pergola when one of the cockatoos says something important.

Important enough that half the cockatoos who were around took off.

A moment later, another bird said exactly the same thing, and the other half of the birds took off.

But not him.

He trotted over and stood beside the bench - "I'm safe here, I'm with you...".

"You're bigger than me, so whatever it is, it's either going to be scared of you, or will eat you first".

The wisdom of the ages... ha ha.

 

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I put my finger on the down button so it automatically scrolls the page to the bottom...

And saw your post...

You know that little smiley emoticon that spits coffee on the screen?

It happens in real life, too.

I'm going to have to go and get a cloth now, ha ha.

Thanks twyngwyn, that is brilliant.

 

 

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