the nothing ,anything ,everything thread

This is a thread with no particular

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So if anyone out there has something 

To say about anything you like now

Is your chance

 

Keep it clean 

 

And be nice 

 

See how long that lasts

 

Can we keep politics and religion out 

Of the conversation 

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"Reboot"... "Running"... "Shoe"... the puns are killing me... ha ha.

 

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We haven't had an owl for a while

 

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Hot weather means that giant black cockroach season is upon us...

Well, giant... it's all relative... ha ha....

This lot are about two to maybe three and half centimetres long...

Giant, in local terms.. ha ha.

Whatever you do, don't leave a pair of socks lying on the floor, overnight... they'll take them to be sleeping bags...

I picked up a sock and "Plop!" a cockroach dropped onto the floor, looked a little confused, then headed for the safety and shelter of the other sock... ha ha.

A quick squirt of the "Lasts for up to 12 months" outdoor barrier spray across the bedroom doorway should discourage them... fingers crossed... ha ha.

It's not as strong smelling, and the smell dissipates faster than fly spray in a can...

It's an "odourless" surface spray, of sorts, ha ha.

I missed the Christmas beetles this year, all that turned up were the mustard brown with a big black stripe down their back variety... they're called cowboy beetles, apparently...

To look at them, you'd think they're just a variation on the Christmas beetle...

But they're not a Christmas beetle...

And don't try Googling them if you don't know what they're called...

Or do, if you have plenty of time on your hands, and a near infinite supply of patience... ha ha...

 

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I've just realised....how is it that the bots will let us have words like cockatoo and cockroach, but will always bleep the word ars enic.

 

The bots work on the first 4 letters.

 

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I think it''s because they use the same English writing style guide that I do - The "Would you feel comfortable if you knew that your Grandmother was reading this" edition... ha ha.

 

And here, for no better reason, is a picture of a cat using a door knocker...

 

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A couple of years ago I rested the near full watering can on a small stone, well, I won't even call it a wall, more of a divider in the garden...

It had been hot that day... I just didn't think it had been that hot...

The base of the watering can decided to reshape itself more to the shape of the stone that it was resting on...

But there wasn't really enough plastic to go round... ha ha...

I went to pick up the watering can and it was a lot lighter than I thought it should be... ha ha.

It's a bit like when the "Fuel tank empty" light comes on, just as you get home, and there's dinner to make, and three loads of washing to do and  How? How? am I going to get around this little dilemma? ha ha...

It's okay! There's "The spare"! ha ha...

One of those little half litre, suitable for the indoor plants, watering cans....

Sixteen trips back and forth from the tap, later... ha ha... it was all fixed up...

Needless to say I got a new watering can... A decent sized one...

I did think about getting a metal one...

Very, very briefly....

Somehow the thought of absent mindedly grabbing the handle, with a bare hand, was enough to convince me otherwise, ha ha.

There is also the minor factette that metal watering cans are harder to see into than plastic ones...

Should there be something in there, of an eight legged and  I don't mean a lobster, variety, ha ha, I think I'd like to know, before I'm holding the can at head height, filling something... and possibly dislodging something else in the process of doing so... ha ha.

Although if it were a lobster, that would be kind of amusing...

It could live in the bath, until the agonised shriek... ha ha.

"I don't care what it is, it's not staying there...!"...

Great, there goes my evening, spent on the computer trying to find lobster rehoming services, in my area... ha ha.

All told, I think I'll stick with the plastic watering can... It just seems to me to be the easier choice, ha ha.

 

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