the nothing ,anything ,everything thread

This is a thread with no particular

Topic so no one can be off topic 🙂

 

So if anyone out there has something 

To say about anything you like now

Is your chance

 

Keep it clean 

 

And be nice 

 

See how long that lasts

 

Can we keep politics and religion out 

Of the conversation 

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A few nights back, the old man bird was sleeping in the tree when the young possum showed a distinct lack of judgement by climbing the tree... and waking him up...

His response to the real or perceived intrusion was to yell at her... ha ha...

Being early, I went out to see if I could see anything...

Shining a torch into that tree with the intention of seeing anything is like shining a torch into an open can of thick pea soup, with the intention of seeing the bottom of the can... ha ha...

There were rustling branches indicating the presence of some form of life, but there was nobody to be seen so I shone the torch up into the tree...

And was greeted with one of the few cockatoo words that I'm fairly confident I understand - "Good"... ha ha.

High praise indeed, for my efforts... I think...unless of course he was commenting on the possum exiting the tree, that is, ha ha...

 

I don't think he regrets choosing to call here home...

In the morning, after the younger birds have squabbled and jostled their way through breakfast, and left for the the day, he comes and sits on the bridge where he can be easily seen from the house...

"I'm just a poor old bird and the younger birds have come and they've eaten everything, and what shall become of me? Oh, woe is me... A poor old hungry bird..."... ha ha...

 

I would like to think that our friendship will outlast the Winter...

I would like to think that the clock isn't already ticking, that his span is now being measured in days.

I would like to think that he is more robust than I fear he is, or isn't...

I would like a lot of things, but life is not always that kind...

So we must make the best of these days that we have, live, because life is for living, and when he is gone, remember him, fondly...

 

 

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It's a good thing I charged the mobile phone, today... the battery had gone flat...

I can hardly blame it, I use it about as often as a teenager cleans their bedroom, ha ha...

There's a message waiting for me... Your credit expires today...

Okay, so I'll go to the website and work things out from there...

"We've streamlined" says the website...

You can no longer use your current account...

I can feel my inner technophobe rising to the fore, at this point., ha ha...

But it's okay...

Now I have the choice of using a "plan" that is exactly the same as the "plan" I had been using, but it has a different name...

There's nothing like moving the furniture around to make it look like something's happening... ha ha.

So I have credit on the phone, again... and I wonder if I can go another year without using it, ha ha.

You know, if they hadn't got rid of pay phones, none of this would be necessary...

But mobile phones, they're the way of the future...

...And I can feel my inner technophobe rising to the fore, again... ha ha.

 

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I had the old Takata (Caution - may explode at any moment and may  fill you with metal shards) airbag replaced, today...

What am I going to do now?

The next time I bump the kerb in the supermarket carpark I'll have to shout, loudly, "Bang!", then throw my arms out to the sides, and possibly scatter some loose cutlery and half a handful of talcum powder for good measure... ha ha...

Sometimes you have to actively seek out fun, in this life, ha ha...

 

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We got about 20mm of rain, overnight, and I wasn't surprised that there was a visitor staying in the possum house in the middle of the garden...

It seems, however, that the possum who inquisitively stuck their head into the doorway, just as the light was fading this evening, wasn't expecting anyone...

Usually there's a loud squeal, and thumping on the walls, followed by possums running everywhere...

The running everywhere bit is right... ha ha...

It wasn't a squeal, it wasn't a sound I ever expected to emanate from a possum...

It sounded, clear as a bell, like a B grade horror movie actress being confronted by the Werewolf, Vampire or Mummy, ha ha...

I don't know how they do it, ha ha...

 

 

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We're experiencing technical difficulties and as a result there may be a delay in the delivery of your parcel...

 

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Ha ha...

 

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So that's where my Canadian sea mail is.
Was wondering why it was taking more than six months
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