the nothing ,anything ,everything thread

[opmania]

This is a thread with no particular

Topic so no one can be off topic 🙂

So if anyone out there has something 

To say about anything you like now

Is your chance

Keep it clean 

And be nice 

See how long that lasts

Can we keep politics and religion out 

Of the conversation 

[ecar3483]

I knew if I waited long enough the phone companies would come around to my thinking... ha ha...

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[imastawka]

I believe Elliot Ness was one of the first to have this one -

[martinw-48]

I'm surprised none of the phone makers haven't made Maxwell Smart's shoe phone just for kicks

[martinw-48]

So went to physio today.
She kept saying I'm not trying to hurt you while I was writhing in pain
So i don't know if she was doing it wrong or if I was
Anyway I'm in more pain now than before I went so I'm taking my pills early and going to bed because I can't seem to distract myself from my discomfort
Unfortunately for me Buffy prefers to sleep on my sore arm and I can never understand how such small animals take up so much of the space on the bed

[ecar3483]

I half expected to find plans, scrawled in feline text, under the bed, showing that the cat really had meticulously plotted the exact point of greatest inconvenience for me, on which to lie... ha ha...

"Oh, he's so cute..." said my girlfriend at the time.

It was okay for her, she could lie lengthwise on the bed, even with the cat taking up his favourite spot, right in the middle of the bed... ha ha...

The cat and the girlfriend have both been consigned to history... Pity... I was rather fond of that cat, ha ha...

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[domino-710]

Good try.

But a very poor excuse for not pulling ' your weight ' on the island.

[ecar3483]

"Rats", I believe is the correct response... ha ha...

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[ecar3483]

"You could leave some for me...", said Mother possum...

I think she was half joking...

Her little girl is about the size of a kitten, but don't let that fool you...

She managed to make her way through two heaped tablespoons of creamed corn, ha ha.

"You know, that blob of corn is almost as big as you are..."...

"Can't talk... Eating...", ha ha...

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[ecar3483]

The Mall offers free parking for the first two hours.

I would think that would be a more than adequate amount of time, given that all I'm doing is going to the supermarket...

But then I enter The Supermarket Zone... It's a bit like the Twilight Zone without the spooky theme music (Unless you count Supermarket Radio - recycled "hits' from the 80's and 90's as spooky music, ha ha...)...

And time, somehow, isn't time anymore...

To think that life  has come to this.

When I was young if I wanted to pass an afternoon I'd spend it with my friends, and we'd probably sit around complaining about how it was taking forever for the afternoon to pass, ha ha.

Now, I go to the supermarket and if I blink, there's the afternoon gone, ha ha...

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[ecar3483]

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